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Moses didn't build the ark. Noah did.
A man lives in a thirty story building. Everyday he gets up for work and rids the elevator all the way down. When he comes home he only rids the elevator half way up and walks the rest of the way. Why?
A man lives in a thirty story building. Everyday he gets up for work and rids the elevator all the way down. When he comes home he only rids the elevator half way up and walks the rest of the way. Why?
not turkey! no say gobble gobble...
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Ersska was right. he's a midget
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not turkey! no say gobble gobble...
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answer: nothing
(fyi, the answer to my earlier riddle was 'sleep')
An Indian chief had two sons and both wanted to be chief when their father died. The chief therefore laid a race for his two sons. The one who’s horse crossed the finish line LAST would be chief.
The Chief died that month and the race began. You can imagine how it went. Neither son wanted their horse to cross the finish line first. The tribe’s medicine man saw this dilemma and beckoned the two boys off their horses. He whispered something in their ears and both boys immediately jumped back on a horse and raced towards the finish.
What did the medicine man say?
(fyi, the answer to my earlier riddle was 'sleep')
An Indian chief had two sons and both wanted to be chief when their father died. The chief therefore laid a race for his two sons. The one who’s horse crossed the finish line LAST would be chief.
The Chief died that month and the race began. You can imagine how it went. Neither son wanted their horse to cross the finish line first. The tribe’s medicine man saw this dilemma and beckoned the two boys off their horses. He whispered something in their ears and both boys immediately jumped back on a horse and raced towards the finish.
What did the medicine man say?
not turkey! no say gobble gobble...
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ugh, i know i've heard this one before!
i'm going to take one helluva stab in the dark here.
the lights went out which means the power went out. The man who died was on life support. The man walking down the hallway was his attorney...
yeah, one helluva stab
(mine was, he told the two boys to get back on their brother's horse and race it to the finish. the rules were whoever's HORSE crossed the finish line last would be chief)
i'm going to take one helluva stab in the dark here.
the lights went out which means the power went out. The man who died was on life support. The man walking down the hallway was his attorney...
yeah, one helluva stab
(mine was, he told the two boys to get back on their brother's horse and race it to the finish. the rules were whoever's HORSE crossed the finish line last would be chief)
not turkey! no say gobble gobble...
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Anybody going to try?Jishdefish wrote:A dragon has laid me, but I am not an egg.
My skills are legendary, but my stature falls behind.
Once decided my belief's are held firm, but held in little regard.
What am I?
Best I could come up with on such a short notice....
Anything is Possible...
And Yet, Nothing is Probable.
And Yet, Nothing is Probable.