Pathetic but wierd...

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Pathetic but wierd...

Post by Blue Tiger »

Ok, this might sound like the most stupid and meaningless post in existence but its really weird and I would like to hear what others think...

My younger brother(10) was out in the garden today, messing about, he was torturing(dont ask) some little plastic army man. He put it on the ground and started wacking it with this massive stick (I thought it was hallarious, but thats just me,lol) He kept doing it till it was gone, then I said dig it up and see whats happend to it. He digged and digged but he couldnt find it. He was there for ages and I was watching just incase it came up. After a while I got the spade and dug huge squares out while he searched through them. We never found it. :evil:
What the hell happend to it? :?
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Post by manofthewolf »

It was a Spec ops soldier. It dug it's own tunnel and ran but you eventually dug it up but it was well disguised
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Post by + Silver - Orbs + »

manofthewolf wrote:It was a Spec ops soldier. It dug it's own tunnel and ran but you eventually dug it up but it was well disguised
-sniggers-

Ok, now I'll be serious somewhat.
Perhaps as he was hitting it, it richoted off?

Most likely it's right under your noses, you've missed it or as manofthewolf suggested, it turned Commando and hit the highway.

It'll turn up, just quit looking for it
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Post by Falconer »

If it's green I know from experience that it's camo'd enough to hid forever. I'm still looking for the head to my Jango Fett action figure in the side yard. You know, the one Hasbro made where the head comes off to simulate his fight with Mace?
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Post by Corva »

Maybe he killed it and it's gone where all good little plastic green army men go to rest.
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Post by Blue Tiger »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
He still didnt find it and it deffinatly didnt bounce off somewhere, it was a tan so we should have seen it, My brother just wants to say: "some worm must have took it or someone burried grabbed it!"
My brother and zombies :roll: :roll: :roll:
Rest in peace little army man, he trully dissapeared.lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jishdefish »

Yeah, maybe he found a little girl action figure that you're brother tortured, and they lived happily ever after in some rat hole. :roll:
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Post by manofthewolf »

+ Silver - Orbs + wrote:
manofthewolf wrote:manofthewolf

Please everyone just say tyler i should have made tyler my name but I didn't. Dunno why. Or you can call me my Heathen name of Lone Oak.Just please Manofthewolf sounds to serious and if any of you are unlucky enough to meet me you will VERY quickly realize im serious about nothin but food and religion.


and remember to read the sig if you still don't believe im not serious
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Post by Falconer »

I know! He fell in a rat hole and popped out near Redwall Abbey, where he's instructing the mice in unarmed combat techniques.

That only makes sense if u read the books.
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Sorry Tyler :)
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Post by Corva »

Why would peace-loving mice want to fight when they've got shrews to do it for them?
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Post by manofthewolf »

+ Silver - Orbs + wrote:Sorry Tyler :)


it's okay. Thanks for saying tyler. Now then not all mice are peace loving. I am at constant war with them since they developed the tank. Some govn't official somewhere is gonna pay for selling the blueprints to the nuke as well. Apparently my house sits directly over a MASSIVE uranium (or mouseanium as the call it) deposit. So I have developed and anti-nuke shield which im currently selling for 200 billion american dollars or a large box of tootsie rolls.
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Post by Akira »

why did my life have to become hectic when you all decide to have a crazy conversation ive missed out now
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Post by Falconer »

DragonRider wrote:Why would peace-loving mice want to fight when they've got shrews to do it for them?
Because the shrews are squabbling democrats, and because even mice lose their cool eventually. :wink:
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Post by Jake »

Maybe it was your imagination...and nothing happened :shock:
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Post by Dragon_Nils »

I'd say it flew somewhere.
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Post by manofthewolf »

yes a higly trained rescue team was on your shovel and moved in extracted him and got out on your next load of dirt. Then moving through the grass the ran as fast as they could then a spec ops helecopter came and retrieved them. they flew to D.C. and reported on your soil and that it is safe to build the proposed nuclear bunker there. The bunker is currently being built....




the end
or is it...?
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Post by Falconer »

In a world, ruled entirely by the forces of evil, all hope has passed away...

OR HAS IT?

Introducing...

SMALL SOLDIERS!!!

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Post by wut2say »

there they stand, lined up to defend their fallen comrade. Are they there, or was that just a blade of grass moving in the wind?
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