Here's some one-liners....
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The man who fell in the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
My calendar's days are numbered.
A midget fortuneteller has escaped from prison. In other words, we have a small medium at large.
My aunt was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
My professor has a photographic memory that was never developed.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
-Tucker Max
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