can someone help make my day.

[alaskan_dragon]

does anyone know any jokes. today is a slow, rainy almost depressing day. it would help alot if someone can tell some jokes. i know these ones are old, but can't think of anything else.

knock knock,
whos there?
no one.
no one who?
....

knock knock.
whos there?
who.
who who?
its an owl.

knock knock.
whos there?
boo.
boo who?
cry baby!

[+ Silver - Orbs +]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two but don't ask me how they got in there.

[Blue Tiger]

Here is a some rubbish ones that came to me....
What happend to the magic tractor?
>It went down the road and turned into a field!!!<lol>Becuase he had no guts<
Yo mamas so fat that every time she goes out in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo mamas so dirty that when she got in the bath, the water jumped out!
Oh, dear how sad....., well they are jokes.....

[alaskan_dragon]

haha ya momma jokes. ok i heard some before.

yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
yo momma so old dracula said her blood got him drunk.
yo momma so ugly the dark is afraid of her.

i know some other jokes, but i think that they're inappropriate. well these are too, but not as bad as my others.

[Falconer]

Q: Did you hear about the time that the 16-armed Venusians met the 18-armed Martians?

A: Well, for the first year they shook hands.

Yo mamma so weak, when she tries ta whip cream the cream wins!

Q: You know you're a redneck Jedi Knight when...

A: Your BO offends Wookies.

[alaskan_dragon]

does anyone watch blue collar comedy? i do, its funny. does anyone know any of the "heres your sign" jokes. i just know the ones from the tours.

- we just got back from fishing and we had a big ol' sting of fish. a man came over and asked, "hey y'all catch all them fish?" i couldn't help myself. i said, "nope, talked 'em into givin' up. here's your sign.