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Marik · Post by **Marik** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:17 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't Silentiea

Kojack · Post by **Kojack** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:32 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:55 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea,

Try to make their word work by changing what's around it, if it's not grammatically accurate. That's nicer than just changing it, don't you think, mate?

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:25 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have

And any way "Why don't Silentiea and you" or something similar would have worked...

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:36 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me

It would almost have. The point is, try not to just disregard their words, try to make them work with just one of your own.

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:34 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me Marik

I see your point.

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:02 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me Marik as

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:20 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me Marik as an

Falconer · Post by **Falconer** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:44 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me Marik as an mate.

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:32 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me Marik as an

Now, see, that violates one of the morphological rules of English.

Since I was last before that, I'll let someone else go.

Kojack · Post by **Kojack** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:50 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me Marik as an open

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:48 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:10 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to

An Open Chaplain?

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:48 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage

It may not make imperical sense, but it makes grammatical sense. The syntax checks out.

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:42 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100

Ok fair enuff[/i]

Kojack · Post by **Kojack** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:35 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:40 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:25 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:21 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:00 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:07 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:20 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies

Kojack · Post by **Kojack** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:57 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies but

Lumbajack · Post by **Lumbajack** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:36 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies but asparagus

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:00 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and