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Falconer · Post by **Falconer** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:33 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax.

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:42 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:35 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:01 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:17 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:28 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly

ShadowRain · Post by **ShadowRain** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:52 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:07 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciussnesses

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:46 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciussnesses slept.

Falconer · Post by **Falconer** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:59 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:23 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:46 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of Eons

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:30 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:21 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:50 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:36 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their NUKES. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:36 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater.

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:18 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic

Falconer · Post by **Falconer** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:02 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic Marvin

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:05 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic Marvin blew

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:56 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic Marvin blew a

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:17 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic Marvin blew a Wormhole

Falconer · Post by **Falconer** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:59 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic Marvin blew a wormhole through

Corva · Post by **Corva** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:38 am

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic Marvin blew a wormhole through Cadbury's

Marik · Post by **Marik** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:14 pm

A mirror in Texas is morbidly elevated to heights unknown. Meanwhile, Iran attacks America with their nukes. Suddenly, Japan allied at France with the Dragons of Parting. Unbeknownst to Australia, death lingered nearby in Jamaica. Meanwhile, I wanted sea-salt for cultural mating experiments involving battery acid and my (expletive deleted). "Ow!" Exclaimed my involuntary pet Jabberwocky while it contracted without reason. Wow, I killed smilies by the millions with hammers made with indoril. Why don't you, Silentiea, have me, Marik, as an open chaplain to wage Ã‚Â£100. So consider not that I want cookies, but asparagus and earwax. Later, after awesomeness had supposedly occured, conciousnesses slept. Eons of eons cannot be designed except Underwater. Manic Marvin blew a wormhole through Cadbury's frog.