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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that
"Sure Satan is king of sin and has all the powers of Hell . . . But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers
"Sure Satan is king of sin and has all the powers of Hell . . . But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by
"Sure Satan is king of sin and has all the powers of Hell . . . But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
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[quote="Silentiea"]Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without
Every ten seconds there is a woman giving birth. She must be found and stopped.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids
"Sure Satan is king of sin and has all the powers of Hell . . . But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants
Every ten seconds there is a woman giving birth. She must be found and stopped.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians [colour]sing[/aqua]
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls
"Sure Satan is king of sin and has all the powers of Hell . . . But can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to *the*
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples
Treva, The Renewer, the plains-forest-island, legendary dragon, from the realm of Dominaria.
Treva, The Renewer, the plains-forest-island, legendary dragon, from the realm of Dominaria.
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
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Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the ApplesThree
(Silentiea...you play Magic?)
(Silentiea...you play Magic?)
Sausage+Muffin=Muffage
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what idiot came up with "Quit while you're ahead?!"
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