So my mom and brother get home from a shopping run, and while I'm loading the groceries in the fridge, I notice that a jug of sweet tea is leaking. So, naturally, I plug the leak, locate a couple of containers, and fill them, along with two glasses for me and Sis.
Naturally, there's still a little left over, so I decide to just drink it. I'm almost done when my brother walks in to see me standing over the sink drinking out of the 1-gallon jug with only a smidgen left, and he was like, "Holy cow!"
Very funny IMO.
If you want to scare your brother...
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If you want to scare your brother...
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Re: If you want to scare your brother...
That is hilarious 
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Re: If you want to scare your brother...
lol
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Re: If you want to scare your brother...
Man, I wish I could have an experience like that...so much could be accomplished with a sibling believing you can down a whole gallon. You could get away with drinking all the milk... or soda, depending.
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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