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Post by Silentiea »

Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples, three young
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements *erupt*
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements erupt after
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements erupt after they
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements erupt after UNSCREW
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements erupt after Unscrew said
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements erupt after Unscrew said "Happiest are
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements erupt after Unscrew said "Happiest are oblivious.
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Deep within her bedroom a giant banana waited for her to find the purple donut of bagels which lies to the east of Eden. The llama happily munched asparagus-looking boot banana that had terrible gas but did not cook beans very naturally. However, there was a terrible cucumber outside. This monstrous-looking and ever-so terrible thing, known many a quiech to follow dogs and chickens with rabies. Elsewhere, the purple bear sat while digesting purple tables without the butter taste. He decided on a pet pig with glazed donuts hidden around the sink of perpetual DOOM and drugs that kills nothing except pink oranges with acne which violently ate eleven kittens that smelt rotten. However Dinosaurs drinking liquefied tables are not real. Even Jesus accepts Buddhists into cans with flaming burritos that will fly onto dead post-its when Prime Minster Tony Blair goes to the bathroom during Senate meetings of hate against bananas. Therianthropy is rockin' in giggling groups of chicken kidneys. Though it often abominates when bunnies act maniacally while riding on the magnanimous horse of DOOM and hate. Joshua Baglesworth, our mascot, was caught by the mofia while hippos dressed as orange rodents flavored dance with vampires and toads and lions and nothing lived happily ever before the end. Then he cartwheeled into a dumpster full of gravy that ate hamburgers covered by a rabid monkey without steroids or pants. When Hungarian Albanians sing Swiss rolls to the Apples Three of Argentina, violent arguements erupt after Unscrew said "Happiest are oblivious. Don't
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