Same here, I eat more than my two siblings together, and my job involves sitting at a computer all day, and I can wrestle any of my friends to the ground but still can't break 155 pounds.
Some of us just get all the luck, I guess.
The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
Y'all suck! I used to be like that. I use to be able to eat my weight in food and not gain an ounce. Now, I have to watch what I eat. I think mainly that's because I was more active back then. School has taken up too much of my time. I'm haven't gotten fat, just out of shape.
I'm am the fastest of my family. I can outrun almost everyone near where I live. I have trained myself in bladed combat and my own form of hand-to-hand. I don't practice against other people, so it's not really a work out since I don't break a sweat.
As to the blades. I normally dual wield a scimitar and a dai-katana, ussually with a dagger on hand if I lose one of the blades.
I'm also practicing with whips, quarterstaffs, halberds, archery, and tomahawks.
And i am just ruler of the universe. I created you...and sadly those stupid screwups....it was an off day.
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
So? I was trained by Chuck Norris, who before you say anything, doesn't need training. He just is.
Yes, I'm posting (or should that be 'have posted'?). Since you seem to be discussing derogatory names, fitness level, and heights... I don't get called many derogatory names, and if I do the person who calls me them gets confused due to trigerring a reaction from my mind; I'm 179cm (we use metric over here); and fitness level is, I'd say, average for britain? Or below, or above, I don't bother checking.
So, what, exactly, is the purpose of this thread? Recreating the infamous 'Random' thread?
Formerly DragonRider. Almost teenage me could have been more imaginative with names.