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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness.
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though,
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to suck blood from
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to suck blood from snow white lilies
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to suck blood from snow white lilies with twisty straws
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to suck blood from snow white lilies with twisty straws because everyone knows
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to suck blood from snow white lilies with twisty straws because everyone knows and knowing is
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to suck blood from snow white lilies with twisty straws because everyone knows and knowing is considered to be
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Once upon a time there lived a quiet old man who had sons his sons were strong and brave. One day a witch came and place a love spell on a cow that was princess Veinob and she was jealous of tulips in her magic princess garden. To the prince loved the tulips in the garden and married one and danced daily to rock'n roll because it was story time. The young princess ran naked through the castle and she stubbed her toe. Vain as she was she didn't see many suitors because she lived too far from Pluto. Afterall space travel had yet to raise a profit and she hated purple teddy bears because they ate kindey cancer from turbo charged chickens that drag race in body suits made from turkey sausages sprinkled with glitery goodness. Today though, today was the final day to suck blood from snow white lilies with twisty straws because everyone knows and knowing is considered to be half the battle.
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