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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:36 am
by Silentiea
Firu, is your head okay? You seem more... ...insane... ...than usual...
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:21 am
by Jishdefish
He's a ZOMBIE!!!
*pulls out cross*
The word of Chalgrish compels thee!!!
The word of Chalgrish compels thee!!!
THe word of Chalgrish compels thee!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:27 pm
by Silentiea
Wow. That was good. Almost as good as brains.
*eats several brains*
By the way, Firu's not a zombie, he never died...
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:35 pm
by Firuweata
I had 12 hours of chemistry homework...
Plus another three hours on friday. This would drive anyone insane...
Plus, I can't become a zombie, because I have a chip in my head programed to detonate if it detects that 45% of my body becomes zombied...
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:20 am
by Silentiea
Really?
*turns 48.7789% of Firu into a zombie*
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:26 pm
by Chalgrish
GASP! you know what I just realized?!
YOU DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE OFFTOPIC THREADS!
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:30 am
by Silentiea
'Spells' was just getting back on topic, you idiot...
*watches as Firu struggles to unzombify himself*
*gets some popcorn*
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:27 pm
by Firuweata
Wait...
How did you just turn me into a zombie? Because I've gotten some immunization shots for a lot of the viruses, but some of them can't be made resistant to...
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:30 pm
by Silentiea
I gave you gangrene and reanimated your dead flesh.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:21 pm
by wut2say
howdo u reanimate the flesh? i havent gotten that down yet.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:54 pm
by Firuweata
You just had to get me started, didn't you...
Well, there's the reanimation via necromancer, the ground could have some sort bad energy in it, or chemicals. Virus wise, if I remember correctly, there are 5 or 6 viruses that will reanimate corpses, and about 9 or 10 that will cause living specimins to be in a zombie-like state...
There are also mechanical ways to resurrect the dead...
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:55 pm
by wut2say
cool i guess i'll check it out later
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:56 pm
by Firuweata
I wouldn't recommend trying any of these... They're all illegal...On Earth, anyway...
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:58 pm
by wut2say
i'll just take a trip through the void and go somewhere else
will that work for u?
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:04 pm
by Firuweata
Just stay away from the northern, southern, and part of the western quadrants of space...
You'd either have to get a license, or get arrested for it...
And by arrested, I mean they'd make you drink high methanious bog water, then let your organs burn from the inside out...
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:05 pm
by wut2say
i'll remember that
CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11