Even more funny stuff
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:10 am
Here's some one-liners....
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The man who fell in the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
My calendar's days are numbered.
A midget fortuneteller has escaped from prison. In other words, we have a small medium at large.
My aunt was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
My professor has a photographic memory that was never developed.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
A backwards poet writes inverse. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. The man who fell in the upholstery machine is now fully recovered. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. My calendar's days are numbered. A midget fortuneteller has escaped from prison. In other words, we have a small medium at large. My aunt was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but broke it off. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. My professor has a photographic memory that was never developed. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.